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From: ba ba booey (firefox@injersey.com)
Date: Fri, December 20th, 1996 10:52:26 AM
Subject: Re: Eviscerate Elmo!!!
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Michael Glaz  wrote:
>I took that lovely red coated creature, ripped open its belly.  Inside I
>found delicious entrails to suck on.  I chopped off its head, impaled it
>and hung upside down.  Now I worship it.  I dismembered the rest,
>cooking its limbs on my pan with some Pam.  What a delicious and gory
>feast it was.  Then I took a knife, cut Elmo from its neck, down to its
>anus, I cut out its vagina.....AND ATE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


HEY ! do you know the FBI might investigate you for that ????
Yes - believe it or not, a few years ago the FBI was summoned to look into
some Barbie Dolls that were being mutilated and they were literally making 
a federal case out of it.   Of course this is the same agency that wants
more powers to look into YOUR private e-mail & phone conversations as well
as computer data ... That ugly fucking bull dyke Janet Reno also wants
cops to be able to pull you over just cause you look 'suspicious' ...

Just for the record I think Elmo is cool ... stupid hysteria, but it's
a cute doll ...