Michael Glaz wrote:
> 
> I took that lovely red coated creature, ripped open its belly.  Inside I
> found delicious entrails to suck on.  I chopped off its head, impaled it
> and hung upside down.  Now I worship it.  I dismembered the rest,
> cooking its limbs on my pan with some Pam.  What a delicious and gory
> feast it was.  Then I took a knife, cut Elmo from its neck, down to its
> anus, I cut out its vagina.....AND ATE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Elmo has a vagina?  No wonder it's so popular...