Charlie Speight wrote:
> 
> look, morons. I want to know if there are any stupid people out there who
> can write CRAP. I mean, it must be vaguely related to the bore of media
> but i don't really care. I intend it to be the worst written trip ei have
> ever suffered through and it must be indistinguishable from a dope
> fiend's desperate pleadings. It will be dressed up in a very
> indecipherable manner and degraded into a very poor resolution. It will,
> in all likelihood, push some weak souls closer to suicide and celebrate
> selfishness. Most of all, it will take modest advantage of annoying
> technology and post-digital ballyhoo... it will be painfully slow to
> download and, worse yet, not even worth your time.
> 
> do you get it? if so, email me ASAP because I have uno and dos but need
> tres quatro cinco. KEVIN KRUSE: this means you!
> 
> charlie

Cool..

Can I do band reviews, never having gone to the show, but basing them on
what people say in the newsgroup? 

Can I do massive graphics that add to the amount of time it takes to
load up the page?

Can I do editorials which amount to nothing more than oral flatulance
over issues of which I know nothing about? 

Can I do cartoons which are rivaled in vulgarity only by their own poor
rendering?

Can I add some really bad, socially relevant poetry?

Can I mispel werds with rekles abandin? 

If so, count me in.. I know more about crap than anyone. Hey.. I use to
be a school janitor.
-- 

Bob La Force