> Wow. Too bad ol' Keith was just too plumb busy to direct us to any
> of this "plenty of evidence" of Brian's ass-kicking. I think a nice
> website full of scanned-in Polaroids of individual ass-kickings
> would do nicely.

Evidence is found in the many many reviews that he's gotten across 
the country. I could send you a press kit but you'd probably throw it 
away.  Just do some searching on the web engines and you'll find a 
few of the nice reviews already out there. But from your attitude you 
dont seem to give a shit either way.
 
> But here's what I want to know: in a cage match, whose ass would
> eventually wind up kicked--Brian Hartzog's or RANDY BEAUDREAU'S?
> Huh? Answer me that one? Prepare to be unmashed.

Who the hell is Randy Beaudreau, and why should I give a shit?