Damn, I hate macs and they hate me.


	I have a freind who I took to see Krapper Keeper last summer at
Gillies in Raliegh. He had never seen such a display of autistic^H^H^H
artistic genius before that night. Well now, my fiend^H^H^H^H friend has
become my housemate and on November 9th he broke his leg quite badly. He
had to have surgery and all that shit to repair the damage from the
skateboarding accident (once you get fat and out of shape you really
should stay off the skateboard).
	Anyhow, when I went to visit him in the hospital, he told me that
he was going to be on crutches for a long while. The he said, "but that's
all right cause you know why?....'ain't no party like a handicap party
cause a handicap party don't stop/ ain't no party like a handicap party
cause a handicap party don't stop'.........." 
	At first I thought that it was just the morphine mixed with his
regular shrink pills reacting together in a bad way. Then a month later
when he finally made it back to the house, he was still singing the song.
I'll tell you it's a lot of fun going into Wal-mart and pushing Mikie
around the store while he sings over and over that same damn line until
I get pissed and wheel him into the lingere department and abandon him in
the plus sizes. And now the cast is gone and has been replaced with this
huge neoprene and steel and velcro ski-boot-looking brace thingy BUT we
still hit Wal-mart in Burlington a couple of times a week just to give the
people something to talk about.

	Just remember, kiddies, if you got a cast on or if you just look
retarded or if you're like my housemate (both) Wal-mart will give you a
wheelchair with a big basket on the front to ride arround the store in
style. Another great fun thing to do is to load that basket up with
feminine hygene products and try to pick up the redneck girls. Also having
a farting contest while you're stuck in a really long checkout line can
always be a blast.

	Krapper Keeper may be gone but the memories of their sickly sweet
sounds will stay with me and all of those that they touched forever (and
they did touch me. really). 

					DRAXX @;-{

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