jhyde@awod.com wrote:
> 
> Michael Glaz wrote:
> >
> > I took that lovely red coated creature, ripped open its belly.  Inside I
> > found delicious entrails to suck on.  I chopped off its head, impaled it
> > and hung upside down.  Now I worship it.  I dismembered the rest,
> > cooking its limbs on my pan with some Pam.  What a delicious and gory
> > feast it was.  Then I took a knife, cut Elmo from its neck, down to its
> > anus, I cut out its vagina.....AND ATE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> 
> Elmo has a vagina?  No wonder it's so popular...

But Elmo is a boy!
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