> Can I do band reviews, never having gone to the show, but basing them on
> what people say in the newsgroup? 

oh, that's good.

> Can I do massive graphics that add to the amount of time it takes to
> load up the page?

well, if you're really great. mostly, now, everything is in black and 
white and i mean no shades of grey so they download really quick cause 
it's all graphics and no text. it's very grunge and overplayed.

> Can I do editorials which amount to nothing more than oral flatulance
> over issues of which I know nothing about? 

without calling you my savior, i would say you know exactly what i'm 
talking about!

> Can I do cartoons which are rivaled in vulgarity only by their own poor
> rendering?

only if i can rearrange the order of the panels or if there are no panels 
and no plot, just nudity.

> Can I add some really bad, socially relevant poetry?

about issues like world peace, civil rights and unions? yes!

"i want all colors of peoples to get along
and i would ask that from santa (satan) but
he's just the white devil and i know that they
don't give presents to gay people."

now that's a rough DRAFT!

> Can I mispel werds with rekles abandin? 

ewe can!

> If so, count me in.. I know more about crap than anyone. Hey.. I use to
> be a school janitor.

start by writing about that!!!!!!!!!!