> Tour Diary
> 
> This section is designed to give you the "real story" about our gigs. I
> hope to write up a description of each relevant gig
> (and they're ALL relevant!) for those of you who are too old, too
> married, or too tired to come out to see us play. 
> 
> Believe me--these descriptions are not as exciting as venturing into
> some seedy club late on a SCHOOL NITE...but for
> those of you who live vicariously, HERE's 2 ya:
> 
>      Route One Music Conference (Carey Street Cafe) in Richmond,
> Virginia 
>      Songwriter's Nite, June 20, 1996 (Double Door Inn) in Charlotte, NC 
>      Cobblestone Brewery, July 25, 1996 in Richmond Virginia 
>      Lambdapolluza Sept. 28, 1996 at Washington and Lee University 
>      The Cellar, Oct. 5, 1996 at the University of Richmond 
> 
> (Damn, how do they DO it - that HELLISH tour schedule - Damn!  that's
> ummmmm, shit, FIVE shows in only five months... whew...)
> Just a sample of the exciting stuff you can find in the tour diaries:
> 
> "Jermaine decided that he needed a music store just about the time that
> all of them were closed.
> 
> PANIC!!!!
> 
> We played two full sets, separated by my acoustic half-set. Although I
> came away feeling that our show was average, we must've been alright
> because we got an on-the spot invite to play the University of Richmond
> on-campus bar. 
> 
> I guess the most memorable part of the evening for me was the
> AFTERPARTY. We got to witness the Woodstock-like remains of a 32 keg
> party with Corey and friends. Now I've been to a few large parties in my
> day, and I've seen Woodstock (the movie) countless times, but I've NEVER
> seen anything on this magnitude. When we arrived at 3:30 in the morning,
> about 13 people were still conscious (at least partially). At it's peak,
> this birthday party must've seen 500 guests--there were about 12,000
> beer cups on the ground, mixed with food, pieces of clothing,
> contraceptives, and small pets. When asked how he afforded the the 32
> keg beer truck, he answered: "We passed a hat." It was AMAZING!!!"

dood, that looks FRIGHTENINGLY similar to the PINE STATE TOUR DIARY i
posted a few months ago. R U thinking what I M thinking? Soundz like
Hartzog ripped off some of our press.

what a cheeze-head.

spayed